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What's the difference between rape and necrophelia?

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[since-1899]

Die Mannschaft von Austria Wien besuchte heute ein Waisenhaus in Kapstadt. "Es war schwer, ihre traurigen und hoffnungslosen Gesichter zu sehen", sagte der 6-jährige Jamal.

[Herr Max]

Die Mannschaft von Austria Wien besuchte heute ein Waisenhaus in Kapstadt. "Es war schwer, ihre traurigen und hoffnungslosen Gesichter zu sehen", sagte der 6-jährige Jamal.

Von denen gibts 10000 Abwandlungen und es is immer der gleiche Schmäh, aber irgendwie muss ich drüber immer lachen

[Elwood]

is zwar ein bilderwitz ...

[j.d.]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

What's the difference between black people and cancer? As we recently learned, cancer can get Jobs.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while doing it.

What does a dead baby look like in the microwave? I don't know, I was to busy jacking off.

A Jewish pedophile goes up to a little boy and says "Hey Kid, you want to buy some candy?"

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None..he fell.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by their last names.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder..... I can't wait till Stephen Hawking tells us his racist joke, it must be good cos he's been looking over his shoulder for years.

What's black and sleeps with my daughter?

Nothing, because I'm a good father.

Man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Can I get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter? The pharmacist says "You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter!? The man says "Sexually active?", "Hell no!, She just lies there and cries most of the time".

A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car for the night.

The dad says, "Okay honey, but only if you suck my cock."

She agrees and starts slobbing his knob, but no sooner is it down her throat when she says, "Daddy your cock tastes like shit!"

"Oh fuck! I forgot I already let your brother take the car tonight!

too offensive?

[Chemical neighborhood]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

What's the difference between black people and cancer? As we recently learned, cancer can get Jobs.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while doing it.

What does a dead baby look like in the microwave? I don't know, I was to busy jacking off.

A Jewish pedophile goes up to a little boy and says "Hey Kid, you want to buy some candy?"

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None..he fell.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by their last names.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder..... I can't wait till Stephen Hawking tells us his racist joke, it must be good cos he's been looking over his shoulder for years.

What's black and sleeps with my daughter?

Nothing, because I'm a good father.

Man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Can I get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter? The pharmacist says "You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter!? The man says "Sexually active?", "Hell no!, She just lies there and cries most of the time".

A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car for the night.

The dad says, "Okay honey, but only if you suck my cock."

She agrees and starts slobbing his knob, but no sooner is it down her throat when she says, "Daddy your cock tastes like shit!"

"Oh fuck! I forgot I already let your brother take the car tonight!

too offensive?

Nein

[Chr1s]

ja leck mich

[Heikki]

in before moralapostel

[k3nny]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

What's the difference between black people and cancer? As we recently learned, cancer can get Jobs.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while doing it.

What does a dead baby look like in the microwave? I don't know, I was to busy jacking off.

A Jewish pedophile goes up to a little boy and says "Hey Kid, you want to buy some candy?"

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None..he fell.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by their last names.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder..... I can't wait till Stephen Hawking tells us his racist joke, it must be good cos he's been looking over his shoulder for years.

What's black and sleeps with my daughter?

Nothing, because I'm a good father.

Man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Can I get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter? The pharmacist says "You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter!? The man says "Sexually active?", "Hell no!, She just lies there and cries most of the time".

A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car for the night.

The dad says, "Okay honey, but only if you suck my cock."

She agrees and starts slobbing his knob, but no sooner is it down her throat when she says, "Daddy your cock tastes like shit!"

"Oh fuck! I forgot I already let your brother take the car tonight!

too offensive?

*prust*

[Evilken]

danke, die haben jetzt schon ein Zeiterl gefehlt

[Herr Max]

Traumhaft

[Burschi]

super

[odrik]

[ppg]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

What's the difference between black people and cancer? As we recently learned, cancer can get Jobs.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while doing it.

What does a dead baby look like in the microwave? I don't know, I was to busy jacking off.

A Jewish pedophile goes up to a little boy and says "Hey Kid, you want to buy some candy?"

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None..he fell.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by their last names.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder..... I can't wait till Stephen Hawking tells us his racist joke, it must be good cos he's been looking over his shoulder for years.

What's black and sleeps with my daughter?

Nothing, because I'm a good father.

Man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Can I get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter? The pharmacist says "You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter!? The man says "Sexually active?", "Hell no!, She just lies there and cries most of the time".

A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car for the night.

The dad says, "Okay honey, but only if you suck my cock."

She agrees and starts slobbing his knob, but no sooner is it down her throat when she says, "Daddy your cock tastes like shit!"

"Oh fuck! I forgot I already let your brother take the car tonight!

too offensive?

Mehr davon! Sofort!

[z18Ry._12]

A Jewish pedophile goes up to a little boy and says "Hey Kid, you want to buy some candy?"