Witze

[Dylan]

Sicher eine nette Person

Ups.....

[Patrax Jesus]

damit das niveau wieder steigt:

wer ist weder schwarz noch ängstlich?

helmut

[TheManuel]

:lol:

Patrax da geht noch einer

[arma]

A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender 'I'll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you'

'Sure thing' the bartender replies and asks 'but whats with the big pause?'

The panda holds up his hands and says 'I was born with them'

[Patrax Jesus]

wie lobt der srdan den alten michael?

grahovac sagt bravohatz

[Devil Jin]

Wie nennt man ein Eichhörnchen ohne Zähne?

Eichellecker

[CounterKreuzi]

Was sagt ein NFL Running Back zur Moräne, wenn sie wieder mal die Antwort auf eine Quizfrage nicht weiß?

Knowshon Moreno

[unnerum]

Keine Ahnung, wie ich auf den Witz reagieren soll.

[Silva]

Keine Ahnung, wie ich auf den Witz reagieren soll.

[behindbrowneyes]

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

[Rooster]

Wie nennt man einen weitgereisten Rapidler?

Cosmoprolet

[bobby the cat]

Warum ist Lisa von der Schaukel gefallen?

Sie hat keine Arme.

Klopf, Klopf!

Wer ist da?

Bestimmt nicht Lisa!

[Wux]

Warum ist Lisa von der Schaukel gefallen?

Sie hat keine Arme.

Klopf, Klopf!

Wer ist da?

Bestimmt nicht Lisa!

Und wenn sie mit dem Knie gegen die Tür klopft?

[oggy4tw]

Oder mit dem Kopf klopft?

[odrik]

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is by far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks his mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."