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[GRENDEL]

Blackie75 schrieb am 23.11.2017 um 21:42 :

Passend zu "Me Too"...

 

 

Neulich auf der Uni: Der Professor ruft die Studenten auf.

"Huber Reinhard!"

"Hier!"

"Nagel Sophie!"

"OK, mach ich!"

Den hast gfladert vom Ö3, von diesem Studenten-WG  Comedy Scheiss.

[Highwayman4788]

Meint der Ankläger in Den Haag zum Kriegsverbrecher:

"Bei der Beweislage werden wir Sie sicher verurteilen, da können Sie Gift darauf nehmen."

[Blackie75]

GRENDEL schrieb am 1.12.2017 um 04:46 :

Den hast gfladert vom Ö3, von diesem Studenten-WG  Comedy Scheiss.

hab eh nie behauptet, den erfunden zu haben

 

[themanwhowasntthere]

a physicist, engineer and statistican go hunting, after a long day of no luck, they are walking back dejectedly, rifles slung over their shoulders. Suddenly, they spot a deer in a clearing 150 feet away.

"I'll get him," the physicist says, doing some quick calculations and taking aim. BANG! The shot goes 10 feet long, but amazingly, the deer continues grazing.

"You idiot," the engineer says, "you didn't account for gravity or drag!" -- so he pulls out his notebook, does some quick calculations, and fires using his recalibrated aim. BANG! But the shot falls 10 feet short.

Suddenly, the statistician shouts: "We got him!"

[mazunte]

Zitat

Suddenly, the statistician shouts: "We got him!"

[gordonstone]

themanwhowasntthere schrieb am ‎19‎.‎12‎.‎2017 um 23:14 :

a physicist, engineer and statistican go hunting, after a long day of no luck, they are walking back dejectedly, rifles slung over their shoulders. Suddenly, they spot a deer in a clearing 150 feet away.

"I'll get him," the physicist says, doing some quick calculations and taking aim. BANG! The shot goes 10 feet long, but amazingly, the deer continues grazing.

"You idiot," the engineer says, "you didn't account for gravity or drag!" -- so he pulls out his notebook, does some quick calculations, and fires using his recalibrated aim. BANG! But the shot falls 10 feet short.

Suddenly, the statistician shouts: "We got him!"

Ist der auf Englisch witziger?

[GRENDEL]

gordonstone schrieb vor 3 Stunden:

Ist der auf Englisch witziger?

Na. 

[themanwhowasntthere]

gordonstone schrieb vor 4 Stunden:

Ist der auf Englisch witziger?

yes

[Lichtgestalt]

A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.

The doctors described his condition as stable.

[humankapital]

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

[sdfsdf]

humankapital schrieb vor einer Stunde:

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

Ist der auf Deutsch weniger lustig?

[stifflor]

sdfsdf schrieb vor 2 Minuten:

Ist der auf Deutsch weniger lustig?

 

[mazunte]

Lichtgestalt schrieb vor 2 Stunden:

A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.

The doctors described his condition as stable.

 

[Patrax Jesus]

[gordonstone]

themanwhowasntthere schrieb vor 20 Stunden:

yes

Ok. In that case, I think, I have a circlerunbreakdown.