Witze

[servasoida]

Wohl eher Fahrtraxler.

Nein, das sind die kleinen Wiederkäuer.

[k3nny]

Seven complicated facts about Women:

1. They believe in saving.

2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.

3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.

4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.

5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.

6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.

7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.

Extremely Complicated!

[j.d.]

Nina hat 18 Snickers. Sie isst 4 sofort, 8 tauscht sie gegen 10 Mars. Sie verkauft 6 Mars und kauft 14 Big Mac.

Warum trägt sie Leggins?

[#25]

- "Ristretto Mr. Clooney?"

- "NEIN DANKE DU BLÖDE F U T"

[Christo]

- "Ristretto Mr. Clooney?"

ich wurde gerufen ?

[Hakuna Matata Arena]

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drinks one for each o' me brothers and one for me self."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," He explains, "It's just that my wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.

[blue-white]

nice.

[parazitu]

[rocket_korki]

Naajo.

[raumplaner]

sehr schön.

[Patrax Jesus]

englisch bonus. "wenn ich den englischen witz verstehe = lustig"

[Fuxxl]

englisch bonus. "wenn ich den englischen witz verstehe = lustig"

is wirklich so

[GRENDEL]

Ich versteh ihn, aber lustiger wirds deswegen ned.

[Hakuna Matata Arena]

Also 6 Leuten hat er gefallen, 2 nicht. Fallen euch keine gscheiten mehr ein oder was

[asder]

es war einmal ein größes Mädchen, das 5 Jahre alt war, aber 100 Kilos wiegte und 2.15 Meter maß. es hatte natürlich Probleme mit der Kleidung usw. Außerdem hatte es keine Freunden, weil sie Angst vor seiner tiefen Stimme hatten.