Witze

[Ortelinho]

Die Kinder wollten Campen gehen, doch es kam Anders.

:laugh:

[renna]

ja bist du deppat

[FoikiOÖ]

Die Kinder wollten Campen gehen, doch es kam Anders.

:clap:

[Chr1s]

I hab a paar Sekunden gebraucht aber dann

[bobby the cat]

Was sagt die Null zur Acht?

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bearbeitet 26. Dezember 2012 von robbie1967

[Spechtl]

fröhliche weihnachten!

So a women is in her house and she hears a knock on the door. She answers the door and sees a man that she's never meant. The man says "hello, I just moved in across the street and I'm required by law the tell you....I'm a sex offender... a rapist."

The women says "Wow, thank you for telling me. I have to admit that's kind of scary."

The man says "Oh don't worry I don't rape, like, people"

So the women asks "what do you rape?"

And the man answers "Blacks and Jews"

Once, a pedophile was driving around a school and picked a random little girl up in his car. The pedo stopped the car in a parking lot and asked the little girl, "Do you know what a penis is?" The little girl answered no. So the guy started opening his pants to show the little girl what it was. And the girl said, "Oh! So it's like a dick, but smaller?"

An uncle is walking with his niece through the woods. The niece says, "Uncle Jim, the woods are really scary at night!" and then the uncle replies, "You think this is scary? I have to walk back home alone."

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".

So he stabs her and nicks her purse.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What does Princess Diana and my cell phone have in common? Both die when they go into tunnels.

I added Princess Diana on Xbox Live yesterday.

But I don't think she has any games yet, she's always on the dashboard.

So, I was dating a Japanese girl. The relationship grew old rather quickly so I decided to break up with her. When I told her, she just stood there in disbelief. It's like you have to drop the bomb twice for them to get the message.

They say 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. Not me though, I live next door to a really sexy 10-yr old girl.

Say what you will about pedophiles, at least they drive slowly in school zones.

What do bicycles and black people have in common?

They both need chains to work.

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What do you get when you throw a baby down a flight of stairs?

A boner.

What is black and blue and doesn't want to have sex?

The 8 year old in my trunk.

[Wien Favoriten]

Die Kinder wollten Campen gehen, doch es kam Anders.

[mazunte]

Die Kinder wollten Campen gehen, doch es kam Anders.

[doomslayer]

Was sagt die Null zur Acht?

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auf der witzeskala von 1 - 10 war das ein patrax...

[AlexR]

auf der witzeskala von 1 - 10 war das ein patrax...

patrax ist lustig...dieser witz war es nicht.

[Hibenosa]

hab ich zum ersten Mal mit 7 Jahren in der Spatzenpost gelesen

[Puffreis]

patrax ist lustig...dieser witz war es nicht.

i find erm lieb, gehört in die kategorie: trifft ein Auge auf ein gummiringerl, sagt das gummiringerl zum Auge "schau ned so depat sunst schnalz i da ane"

[Leaving Las Vegas]

i find erm lieb, gehört in die kategorie: trifft ein Auge auf ein gummiringerl, sagt das gummiringerl zum Auge "schau ned so depat sunst schnalz i da ane"

Oh mein Gott...

[Puffreis]

Oh mein Gott...

haha scheiss di ned an ;-)

[Leaving Las Vegas]

haha scheiss di ned an ;-)

Ich konnte es bis zur Toilette gerade noch zurück halten.

Solche Witze ersetzen jeden Frühstückskaffee.