Witze

[C2K]

Richtig lachen kann ich irgendwie bei keinen von diesen Witzen

[timo77]

[j.d.]

durchwachsen, aber ein paar gute dabei

ja, sogut wie die vorigen sinds leider nicht...

[13Dezember]

[LarsUlrich]

[z18Ry._12]

Wie nennt man eine jüdische Sauna? Ausschwitz.

How do you kill 10 flies at once? Hit a Somalian kid in the face with a shovel.

What's the hardest thing about watching a baby get hit by a car? My dick.

[Billie]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

What's the difference between black people and cancer? As we recently learned, cancer can get Jobs.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while doing it.

What does a dead baby look like in the microwave? I don't know, I was to busy jacking off.

A Jewish pedophile goes up to a little boy and says "Hey Kid, you want to buy some candy?"

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None..he fell.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by their last names.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder..... I can't wait till Stephen Hawking tells us his racist joke, it must be good cos he's been looking over his shoulder for years.

What's black and sleeps with my daughter?

Nothing, because I'm a good father.

Man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Can I get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter? The pharmacist says "You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter!? The man says "Sexually active?", "Hell no!, She just lies there and cries most of the time".

A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car for the night.

The dad says, "Okay honey, but only if you suck my cock."

She agrees and starts slobbing his knob, but no sooner is it down her throat when she says, "Daddy your cock tastes like shit!"

"Oh fuck! I forgot I already let your brother take the car tonight!

too offensive?

Wödklasse.

How do you kill 10 flies at once? Hit a Somalian kid in the face with a shovel.

What's the hardest thing about watching a baby get hit by a car? My dick.

Ja bist du gelähmt

bearbeitet 1. April 2012 von Billie

[leseratte]

Schlägt der Arzt das neugeborene baby mit dem kopf gegen die wand und sagt: ,,APRIL APRIL ES WAR SCHON TOT"

bearbeitet 2. April 2012 von leseratte

[Patrax Jesus]

wiedermal aus der eigenen schublade

welcher baum trägt am meisten goldketten?

mr. tree

bearbeitet 2. April 2012 von patrax beichler

[grapper]

Why does a ginger get kicked out of a jazz-club? - Cause he got no soul.

[Athavar]

Why does a ginger get kicked out of a jazz-club? - Cause he got no soul.

[Patrax Jesus]

jazz > soul -> 2 verschiedene sachen

[FAKler]

jazz > soul -> 2 verschiedene sachen

Jazz Clubs sind aber oft offen für halbwegs ähnliche Sachen, gibts ja teilweise, dass auch rock und sowas dort gespielt werden..

bearbeitet 2. April 2012 von FAKler

[renna]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

What's the difference between black people and cancer? As we recently learned, cancer can get Jobs.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while doing it.

What does a dead baby look like in the microwave? I don't know, I was to busy jacking off.

A Jewish pedophile goes up to a little boy and says "Hey Kid, you want to buy some candy?"

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None..he fell.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by their last names.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder..... I can't wait till Stephen Hawking tells us his racist joke, it must be good cos he's been looking over his shoulder for years.

What's black and sleeps with my daughter?

Nothing, because I'm a good father.

Man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Can I get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter? The pharmacist says "You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter!? The man says "Sexually active?", "Hell no!, She just lies there and cries most of the time".

A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car for the night.

The dad says, "Okay honey, but only if you suck my cock."

She agrees and starts slobbing his knob, but no sooner is it down her throat when she says, "Daddy your cock tastes like shit!"

"Oh fuck! I forgot I already let your brother take the car tonight!

too offensive?

die sind so weltklasse

[LaDainian]

Verkehrskontrolle:

Polizist: haben Sie getrunken?

Mann: Nein

Polizist: Ok, machen wir einen kleinen Test. Sie fahren im dunkeln auf einer strasse, da kommen ihnen zwei lichter entgegen was ist das ?

Mann: Ein Auto !

Polizist: Ja klar, aber welches ? ein Mercedes, ein Audi oder ein BMW ?

Mann: woher soll Ich das wissen ?

Polizist: Also doch betrunken !

Mann: Nein, dann machen wir mal eine Gegenprobe, es steht eine Frau am strassenrand . Sie trägt einen minirock, netzstrümpfe und hochhackige schuhe Wer ist das ?

Polizist: Ja eine Hure

Mann: Ja klar, aber welche ? Ihre Frau, ihre Tochter oder ihre Mutter?

bearbeitet 2. April 2012 von LaDainian