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[CarolusMagnus]

http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,1...1855074,00.html

Johnson scam goes down the pan

Portsmouth's on-loan England defender Glen Johnson has been fined for stealing bathroom fittings from a hardware store in Kent.

Johnson, on a season-long stay from Chelsea, and Millwall striker Ben May were caught at B&Q in Dartford on Wednesday.

The pair were spotted by a security guard putting a toilet seat into a box with a cheaper price tag before they reached the checkout, according to reports.

They also avoided paying for a set of taps by concealing them underneath a sink at the checkout.

A worker at the store told The Sun: "We all recognised Johnson. No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat. But that's what him and May were doing.

"They were spotted by one of our security guards, a chap of 74, and cops arrived as they were trying to leave.

"They seemed to find the whole thing funny and couldn't stop smirking even after they had been arrested."

A Kent Police spokesman said: "Kent Police arrested two 22-year-old men on Wednesday on suspicion of theft in Dartford.

"Both men have been issued with £80 fixed penalty notices."

Gary Double, Portsmouth's director of communications, said: "We won't be making a statement."

A Millwall spokeswoman also refused to comment.

[pilsje van de tap]

Chelsea Intern:

Gespräch zwischen Mourinho und Abramovic:

http://www.iol.ie/~webspace/Shaddupyourface.mp3

Halbzeitansprache von Mourinho:

http://media.putfile.com/giftjose86

bearbeitet 19. Januar 2007 von pilsje van de tap

[Cormega]

gerade in der News of the World gelesen

IT'S COMING HOME

ENGLAND will host the 2018 World Cup after FIFA chief Franz Beckenbauer insisted: "There is no other choice." German legend Beckenbauer was the organiser of last summer's hugely successful finals in his home nation. He has become even more powerful in world football after being appointed as a member of FIFA's executive committee.

England won the trophy in 1966 after hosting the event and Beckenbauer, 61, declared: "I am 100 per cent behind any English bid. "England has everything — the best stadiums, the best crowds, the infrastructure. It's a perfect country to host the World Cup." Prime Minister Tony Blair has already given the thumbs up for an England bid in 2018.

South Africa stage the next finals in 2010, after which they will go to South America — almost certainly Brazil. Then, in 2018 the World Cup is due to return to Europe under FIFA's rotation system. Spain are expected to be England's main rivals but Beckenbauer added: "The only country I see with an obvious chance is England.

"Who else can bid from Europe? France have already staged it in 1998 and Italy do not have the infrastructure." England lost out to Germany in a bid to stage the 2006 finals but Beckenbauer believes that will work in our favour for 2018. He stressed: "England competed with us and lost but they always have the confidence." FIFA president Sepp Blatter will meet Sports Minister Richard Caborn and Prime Minister-in-waiting Gordon Brown at No11 Downing Street next month.

And the Treasury are ready to make public their feasibility study on how England can host the 2018 World Cup. Caborn is convinced the last bid was doomed from the start, but this one will be successful. He said: "The reality was there had been a ‘deal' to allow Germany to host the World Cup in 2006 and the FA's bid was a waste of time.

Agreed

"This time we shall have everything in line before any bid is made. "The FA can count on commitment from the government and that is something we shall be impressing upon Sepp Blatter. We have invited him to No11 and he has agreed to attend a meeting on February 28. "This will be a great opportunity for a proper dialogue with the main decision-makers in football. I am aware of the Treasury's feasibility study on the World Cup and when it is published it will be a positive step forward towards bringing the World Cup here.

[Patzi]

Hallo.

Fliege morgen nach London und will im FLugzeug ne englische Zeitung lesen.

Was könnt ihr mir empfehlen? Wichtig ist vorallem, dass der Sport bzw. vorallem der Fußballteil sehr umfangreich ist (heute spielen ja Chelsea&Liverpool).

Qualität ist mir gar nicht so wichtig, da ich vieles eh nicht verstehe.

[Cormega]

Hallo.

Fliege morgen nach London und will im FLugzeug ne englische Zeitung lesen.

Was könnt ihr mir empfehlen? Wichtig ist vorallem, dass der Sport bzw. vorallem der Fußballteil sehr umfangreich ist (heute spielen ja Chelsea&Liverpool).

Qualität ist mir gar nicht so wichtig, da ich vieles eh nicht verstehe.

is im Prinzip egal. Die meisten englischen Zeitungen sind alle voll von Fußball und Royal Family. Hol dir einfach Sun, Megastar oder Mirror und am Wochenende ist News of the World Pflicht (ca 40 Seiten Sportteil.)

[Cormega]

Gerade diesen "Test" im Internet gefunden:

Which Football Team Supports You?

lol...bei mir is das rausgekommen :

Goooooooaaaaaaaal! You're being supported by Millwall!

Come on the Lions! We have a feeling that you can be double-hard when you feel like it so you must have the menacing Millwall behind you.

Let's face it, you're tenacious, rowdy and often depend on the strength of your personality to power your way through difficult situations. This could make you unpopular with some of your peers, but that may not bother you. After all, the Lion's chant is "No-one likes us and we don't care!" Who needs to be civil and polite when a shove and a snarl gets the job done that much faster? Hmm, perhaps we need to take a tip from a few famous gangsters here.

It's always better to look as if you are respectable so you can gain people's trust and just rely on the hard man routine when things go wrong. In fact, why don't you take an interest in more gentle pursuits like flower arranging? In fact we can just see you in a delightful pink floaty skirt with matching stilettos and handbag. Hey, look, we were only joking! Honest! Just remember to consider all the available options before you go rushing into the Lion's Den. After all, a gentle flick over the keeper's head is just as effective as a 30 metre blaster.

other posssible results:

# Liverpool

# Leeds

# Chelsea

# Accrington

# West Ham

# Arsenal

[ianrush]

Hab ich wieder gemacht und wie das letzte Mal auch Millwall bekommen...

Savage mag man eben...

bearbeitet 15. März 2007 von ianrush

[themanwho]

Goooooooaaaaaaaal! You're being supported by Arsenal!

Nochmal gmacht, wieder Arsenal

bearbeitet 15. März 2007 von themanwho

[revo]

Goooooooaaaaaaaal! You're being supported by West Ham!

Weder Arsenal, noch Liverpool, noch ManU, noch Chelsea, noch Millwal. Zufrieden mit dem Resultat.

[Romanisti]

Goooooooaaaaaaaal! You're being supported by Arsenal!

nochmal:

Goooooooaaaaaaaal! You're being supported by Chelsea!

ergo:

Blödsinn!

[Mecki]

Goooooooaaaaaaaal! You're being supported by Liverpool!

Liverpool

Come on the Reds! We know you'll never walk alone as you have the Kop of Liverpool behind you.

You'll always be amongst friends but you may lose the wheels of your car! Alright, alright, calm down, calm down! We're only messing around, but we do think you should be careful if you tend to mimic the Liverpool scouser cheek. We know everyone loves a scallywag, but it has its drawbacks too. Just like the 'Pool we think you've probably had more than your fair share of success in the past, but it can be difficult to maintain this successful momentum.

There's a lot to be said for enjoying yourself and making your working life as entertaining as possible. However, we all need some silverware in our cabinets at some point, and we have a feeling that even if the cupboard is bare at the moment, you will soon have a trophy to polish. We know you're no ordinary person as you have the potential to live life with a smile on your face and become a huge success at the same time. With this sort of ability you should have no problem raising your head high as you walk through the storm…

Yes!

[Keyser Soze]

Millwall

[pyro4ever]

Goooooooaaaaaaaal! You're being supported by Accrington!

fragt mich nicht, wie ich das zusammenbrachte

[OoK_PS]

warum ist denn Shelbourne nicht mehr in der irischen liga?

[ianrush]

warum ist denn Shelbourne nicht mehr in der irischen liga?

Spielen jetzt in der First nach einem Lizenzentzug wegen diverser finanzieller Probleme (Gehaltsrückstände usw.). Da wird auf den Inseln etwas härter durchgegriffen als bei uns auf dem Balkan.