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[psywalker]

aber wieso springen die ganze zeit männer ausm gebüsch?

damit ein witz entsteht.

maaah selectah

[gordonstone]

aber wieso springen die ganze zeit männer ausm gebüsch?

Weils Sommer ist und die Dorfmatratzen flachgelegt werden wollen? Kann ja auch sein, dass auch mal eine Dame rausspringt...

[selectah]

ja aber wenn die hören, dass da ein jäger schiesst - wieso gehen sie ned woanders hin zum vögeln? das is ja gefährlich.

[psywalker]

Was ist Grün und Blau und hat kein Bock auf Sex?

Die neue im Frauenhaus

Wie ich mir die 11880 merke???

11. September 88ter Stock 0 Chance

sehr sehr sehr sehr sehr sehr sehr tiaf:

Woran merkt der kleine Hassan, dass seine Schwester Üzgel ihre Tage hat?

Der Schwengel vom Papa schmeckt mal wieder nach Blut!

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[gordonstone]

ja aber wenn die hören, dass da ein jäger schiesst - wieso gehen sie ned woanders hin zum vögeln? das is ja gefährlich.

Als ob du klar, rational und vernünftig denken kannst, wennst gamprig bist...

[toby_collar]

2 biafrakinder spielen verstecken, schreit der eine:" kum viara, i siach die! hinterm besenstangl stehst, du fette sau!"

[mazunte]

2 biafrakinder spielen verstecken, schreit der eine:" kum viara, i siach die! hinterm besenstangl stehst, du fette sau!"

[j.d.]

ich glaub ich such mir mal wieder ein paar offensive jokes raus

[Pompfinewra]

2 biafrakinder spielen verstecken, schreit der eine:" kum viara, i siach die! hinterm besenstangl stehst, du fette sau!"

wer war der erste mensch am mond ?

a biafra, der si mit an gummiringerl gsüpt hod

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[j.d.]

-What do you do when you see a bleeding nigger?

-You stop laughing and shoot again.

Stop with the racism, I used to have black friends. Then my dad sold them all...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

You can't fuck a rock.

How do you smash an african child's teeth out? -you paint a burger on the sidewalk

Americans and Mexicans are playing a soccer game in jail.

Who wins and why?

Mexicans, home team advantage.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? one dead baby in 10 trash cans

A Mexican, a Jew and a colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up at them and says -- ‘get the fuck out.'

What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night. When the couple arrives at the woman's apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other.

However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, "before you take them off....is it true what they say about black guys?"

With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said "baby, of course." He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse.

A guy called into work and says, "Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?" ... "I'm not coming into work this morning!"

What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.

What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow.

What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Retarded things only come out of her vagina SOME of the time.

[z18Ry._12]

how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice? wipe your bloody dick on their teddy bear.

Three Haitians walk into a bar.

It collapses.

What's better than sex with a 5 year old?

The money you make selling her cunt to the neighbor.

how did Michael Jackson die?

food poisoning. He ate an 8 year old weiner.

What do Obama and JFK have in common?

Nothing yet.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on my pizza before I eat it.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a 14 year old girl?

A washing machine won't follow you around for 2 weeks saying it loves you once you dump your load into it.

what's long, black, and smelly?

the unemployment line.

How do you make an 8 year old cry twice? You get her to help you slice onions. Two days in a row.

A nigger a Jew and a redneck were playing golf one afternoon one of them hits his ball into a sand-trap. The redneck and the jew watch the nigger as he goes and gets the golf ball. The game goes on as usual.

An asian woman is driving very fast down a highway. Despite a multitude of obstacles and a very treacherous terrain, she makes it to her destination safely.

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[SheWolf]

Was sagt ein Maulwurf der durch Belgien gräbt?

Kinder, Kinder...

[psywalker]

Wie sucht ein belgier seine kinder?

mit dem bagger

[SheWolf]

Was ist blau und schreit?

Ein Müllsack in Belgien

[gordonstone]

Warum haben Männer keine Cellulitis?

Weil's scheiße aussieht