Witze

[Chemical neighborhood]

Ich packs nimmer, wär ich nicht in der Arbeit würd ich weinen :laugh:

J.D und Nopowertothebauer

[j.d.]

einer geht no

Why do black people smell so bad? So blind people can hate them too.

oder 2

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

oder 3

Knock Knock

(Who's There?)

9/11

(9/11 Who?)

You said you would never forget...

bearbeitet 2. November 2011 von j.d.

[grapper]

einer geht no

Why do black people smell so bad? So blind people can hate them too.

oder 2

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

oder 3

Knock Knock

(Who's There?)

9/11

(9/11 Who?)

You said you would never forget...

Beim 2ten hätt ich mich fast angebrunzt

[j.d.]

Why do black people only have nightmares? The last one who had a dream got shot.

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?" The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

A little girl sees her parents naked one day. A couple hours later, she asks her dad, "Daddy, when am I going to get those things that Mommie has on her chest?"

"When you're a little older," her dad replies.

The girl thinks about that for a second, then asks, "When am I going to get the thing you have hanging between your legs?"

The dad looks nervously over his shoulder for his wife, then says under his breath, "As soon as your mom leaves."

whats the hardest part about rollerblading?

telling your dad youre gay.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Bit of both, this is a rape.

A black man, an Arab man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

ich sterbe grad vor lachen

bearbeitet 2. November 2011 von j.d.

[j.d.]

und jetzt noch die 2 abartigsten witze die ich je gelesen hab, achtung, die sind wirklich heftig:

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't fuck the sandwich before I eat it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

[grapper]

und jetzt noch die 2 abartigsten witze die ich je gelesen hab, achtung, die sind wirklich heftig:

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't fuck the sandwich before I eat it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

[z18Ry._12]

Ich will den derben Witz hören

Ehtik und Moral haben in Witzen nichts verloren!

Her damit!

Und hier gibts kein niveau, immer raus damit.

How do you prevent a nigger from drowning?

You take your foot off his head.

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?

DROP IT NIGGER!

What do you say when you see your fridge floating in the dark?

You don't say anything, that's gotta be a big nigger.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

What's the difference between a nigger and a park bench.

A park bench can support a family.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a 14 year old girl?

A washing machine won't follow you around for 2 weeks saying it loves you once you dump your load into it.

What's the difference from 50 dead niggers and a ferrari?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other is a watermelon.

Whats the best thing about an Ethiopian Blow Job?

You know she'll swallow.

What do women and KFC have in common?

You start with the breasts and thighs, move onto legs and then all you're left with is a greasy box in which to put your bone in.

Whats the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies?

There aren't any Mercedes in Haiti.

Whats grey and looks good on police officers?

the World Trade Center.

What do you say to a nigger?

Nothing, you dont speak its filthy fuck language. it has herpes and fucks dead animals, leave it to the jews to take care of.

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out

bearbeitet 2. November 2011 von #25

[Herr Max]

:laugh: :laugh:

[grapper]

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?

DROP IT NIGGER!

What do you say when you see your fridge floating in the dark?

You don't say anything, that's gotta be a big nigger.

Vor allem der zweite hat Anbrunzfaktor 10!

[FANTOM]

Es lebe der WIENER DIALEKT..................

Vampire san, wie jeder weiß,

nix onderes ois Fledermeis.

Sie hängan in dea finstern Höhln

und tan si ollahond dazöhln.

Amoi frogt ane: "No, wie gehts?"

Drauf sogt die ondre: "I hob Aids!

Leida hob i mi nix gschissn

und woilos umanondabissn!"

A zweite mant: "Mia gehts no orscha!

I hob des Bluat gsaugt von an Forscher,

weul i glaubt hob, doss er fit is

und seither hob i Hepatitis!"

Die dritte mant: "A mi hots troffn!

I hob bei an Sandler gsoffn

und des woa net besonders klug,

I bin in Koiksburg - auf Entzug!"

Do sogt die erste Fledermaus: "Bei mir schauts no vü schlechter aus!

Seit an Joa beiß i jednfois

unsre Politiker in den Hois

I schwöa eich, des hots a net brocht! -

Jetzt bin i deppat wia die Nocht!"

[Billie]

@ #25:

Awesome jokes.

[Billie]

Why do black people only have nightmares? The last one who had a dream got shot.

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?" The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

A little girl sees her parents naked one day. A couple hours later, she asks her dad, "Daddy, when am I going to get those things that Mommie has on her chest?"

"When you're a little older," her dad replies.

The girl thinks about that for a second, then asks, "When am I going to get the thing you have hanging between your legs?"

The dad looks nervously over his shoulder for his wife, then says under his breath, "As soon as your mom leaves."

whats the hardest part about rollerblading?

telling your dad youre gay.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Bit of both, this is a rape.

A black man, an Arab man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

ich sterbe grad vor lachen

Wo hast die geilen Witze her oida?

[freerollmaster]

A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

Bist du narrisch ist der Hammer. 10/10

[Billie]

Nachtrag zum Thema "Politisch unkorrekte Witze":

There's a nigger and a spic in the car, who's driving?

The cop.

How do you get a nigger off a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?

A dumb gorilla.

What are 3 things you can't do to a nigger?

A black eye, a fat lip and education.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?

"I'll have a Big Mac, French fries and a coke."

Why do niggers like basketball?

It involves running, shooting and stealing.

How many Ethiopians fit in a phone booth?

All of them.

How was copper wire invented?

2 Jews fighting over a penny.

[psywalker]

Nachtrag zum Thema "Politisch unkorrekte Witze":

There's a nigger and a spic in the car, who's driving?

The cop.

How do you get a nigger off a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?

A dumb gorilla.

What are 3 things you can't do to a nigger?

A black eye, a fat lip and education.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?

"I'll have a Big Mac, French fries and a coke."

Why do niggers like basketball?

It involves running, shooting and stealing.

How many Ethiopians fit in a phone booth?

All of them.

How was copper wire invented?

2 Jews fighting over a penny.

auch wenns gemein und rassistisch is - ich finds zum brüllen überhaupt der letzte

btw: english jokes ftw!