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habs aus meinem west ham stammforum. hab mir gedacht, ich muss es nach österreich bringen:

Sung to Lord of the Dance tune at Man United the other day: "Park, Park, Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be worse You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house"

(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all [email protected]*k one another The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc

Newcastle fans towards Sunderlandfans:

"Going down, going down, going down..."

Sunderlandfans replied.....

"So are we , so are we , so are we..."

Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!

Sung at Liverpool - He's big, he's red, his feet stick out of Bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"

Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):

"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

He's here, he's there

We're not allowed to swear

Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.

A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....

*in style of Chim-Chiminey*

"Tim timminy

Tim timminy

Tim Tim Tirooo

We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!!

In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad

Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland

To the tune of Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, you play in defence,

Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad

Don't blame it on the Biscan,

Don't blame it on the Hamann,

Don't blame it on the Finnan,

Blame it on Traore,

He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia

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Nette Gesänge, muss man sagen;)

Am besten find ich den Antwortgesang des Sunderland-Anhangs gegen die Lokalrivalen aus Newcastle.

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ja die haben sich da schon mit dem abstieg abgefunden.  x/

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Das ist natürlich die Kehrseite, aber es wars Ihnen sicher wert auf diese Weise die Fans des von ihnen gehassten NUFC aufzuklatschen :D

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Hehe, teilweise wirklich genial!

Schade das sich die Fans in Österreich nicht so viel einfallen lassen! Da kann man teilweise wirklich einfach nur mehr lachen.. :feier:

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Noch ein paar Schmankerl die zumindest mich amüsiert haben...

Birmingham Fans in Anfield über Heskey der damals noch bei uns aktiv war:

"If Heskey plays for England so can i" :D

und der Kop erst kürzlich beim Spiel gegen Arsenal über Sol Campbell nach dem er nach der Auswechslung aus Highbury gestürmt ist und die Tunten/Gay-Gerüchte aufgekommen sind...

"Sol Campbell, where is SHE gone?" :D

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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..

In England übertreibens sies echt ein bissi mit den Stadionverboten für jeden Scheiß. Da müßten sie in England eigentlich fast jedem Stadionbesucher eine Stadionsperre aufbrummen...

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Gibt noch einen der Pool fans für Signore Rooney:

He's fat,He's scouse, he'd probably rob your house.....

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:lol:

obwohl

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia

auch sehr köstlich ist. würd ich das bei uns hörn, würd ich im stadion glaub ich z'samm'brechen

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Gibt noch einen der Pool fans für Signore Rooney:

He's fat,He's scouse, he'd probably rob your house....

Der is' mit Sicherheit nicht von den Pool Fans.

Also bitte nicht einfach irgendwas kopieren, wenn man keinen blassen Schimmer davon hat, was der chant überhaupt anspricht.

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Der Chant ist definitiv nicht von uns, glaub kaum das einem Scouser sowas über die Lippen kommen würde....

unsere chants beziehn sich eher auf sein "once a blue always a blue" Bekenntnis und seine Erfahrungen als granshagger ;)

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Noch was das man fast in die humoristische Ecke einordnen kann...

gesungen von unseren lieben Freunden aus Manchester....

"If you all hate scousers clap your hands"

Minuten später...

"Rooooneyy, Rooonneeyy, Roooneyy" :aaarrrggghhh: :eek:

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