Witze

[nopowertothebauer]

Ich hab Oberlichte googeln müssen

Hab die seite mit den tiefen witzen gelesen, genialst was es da gibt

Und hier gibts kein niveau, immer raus damit.

[Herr Max]

Gibts eigentlich bei Witzen auch Derbheits-beschränkungen fürs ASB? Ich hätt nämlich einige auf Lager, aber da zuckt wahrscheinlich die Hälfte aus wie böse ich nicht bin und i krieg an Instant Ban

Ich will den derben Witz hören

[timo77]

Hab die seite mit den tiefen witzen gelesen, genialst was es da gibt

[RenZ]

Ehtik und Moral haben in Witzen nichts verloren!

Her damit!

[GemeindebauGschropp]

Wo macht Niki Lauda Urlaub?

Caorle.

[grapper]

Wo macht Niki Lauda Urlaub?

Caorle.

[j.d.]

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

Abortion - it brings out the kid in you...

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

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[Chemical neighborhood]

:laugh:

[j.d.]

A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!"

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

How does every Black joke start? By looking over your shoulder!

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[RenZ]

[nopowertothebauer]

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7rxyh/collection_of_totally_offensive_jokes_not_for_the/

A truck driver's driving down the interstate with a truck load of black bowling balls. He sees a little black boy on the side of the road with a bicycle so he pulls over and asks if he needs any help. The black boy says to him, "Yes sir, my chain broke, I'd love some help!" Truck driver says to the boy, "Ok, but you can't ride in the cab, my company has a strict no hitch-hiker policy so you'll have to get in the back." So the truck driver puts the boy and his bike in the back with the black bowling balls and gets back on the road. He's driving and driving and checks his mirror and sees a cop behind him. He pulls over and the cop comes up to his window and asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Truck driver says, "No sir, I don't have a clue." Cop says, "You missed that weigh station back there." Truck driver says, "Oh, sorry officer, I guess I wasn't paying attention. I'll hit the next one." Cop says, "that's fine, but I'll have to check your cargo, it's policy." So the truck driver gives the officer the keys and the officer goes to the back of the truck and opens up the cargo door. The truck driver, watching in his side-view mirror, sees the cop hurriedly coming back to his window. In a panic the cop says, "Get the fuck out of here!" The truck driver, confused, says, "I don't understand officer, what's the problem?" "The problem?!" the cop says, "The problem is you've got a truck full of nigger eggs back there and one of 'em's already hatched and stole a bicycle.

[Chemical neighborhood]

Ich packs nimmer, wär ich nicht in der Arbeit würd ich weinen :laugh:

J.D und Nopowertothebauer

[j.d.]

einer geht no

Why do black people smell so bad? So blind people can hate them too.

oder 2

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

oder 3

Knock Knock

(Who's There?)

9/11

(9/11 Who?)

You said you would never forget...

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[grapper]

einer geht no

Why do black people smell so bad? So blind people can hate them too.

oder 2

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

oder 3

Knock Knock

(Who's There?)

9/11

(9/11 Who?)

You said you would never forget...

Beim 2ten hätt ich mich fast angebrunzt

[j.d.]

Why do black people only have nightmares? The last one who had a dream got shot.

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?" The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

A little girl sees her parents naked one day. A couple hours later, she asks her dad, "Daddy, when am I going to get those things that Mommie has on her chest?"

"When you're a little older," her dad replies.

The girl thinks about that for a second, then asks, "When am I going to get the thing you have hanging between your legs?"

The dad looks nervously over his shoulder for his wife, then says under his breath, "As soon as your mom leaves."

whats the hardest part about rollerblading?

telling your dad youre gay.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Bit of both, this is a rape.

A black man, an Arab man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

ich sterbe grad vor lachen

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