NHL Season 2006/2007

[Funkmaster]

nach der sens-niederlage ein wichtiger sieg in buffalo. damit hat man nach 79 partien 1p vorsprung auf die leafs. aber jetzt kommen noch 3 echte finalspiele daheim gegen boston, bei den rangers und bei den leafs. 2 aus 3 sollte für die play-offs reichen. hach, wäre enorm wichtig!

[Fex]

Rangers gestern mit einem wichtigen Sieg gegen die Leafs - damit mit einem Bein in den Playoffs. Lundqvist mit einer herausragenden Partie (schon wieder) - ist im Moment wohl einer der hottesten Goalies in der Liga - noch dazu hat sich die Rangers D gefangen was sie nicht gerade zu einem Team macht, dem ich den den Playoffs allzu früh begegnen würde.

Überragend gestern übrigens Sean Avery - einfach Gordy Howe Hat Trick - mit genialem Fight gegen Tucker

Unter den Rangers Fans Avery mittlerweile auch unheimlich beliebt, poste mal das weil ichs ziemlich lustig fand:

Killing Sean Avery doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

If Sean Avery was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Darcy Tucker, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Darcy twice.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Sean Avery spared your life.

Superman wears Sean Avery pajamas.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Sean Avery says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.

Sean Avery once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Sean Avery. Sounds like a fair fight.

Let's get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Sean Avery does not feel like carrying you.

Sean Avery was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Sean Avery.

Sean Avery played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When life gave Sean Avery lemons, he used them to beat down Darcy Tucker. Sean Avery hates lemonade.

Sean Avery once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Sean Avery is, in fact, still alive.

Sean Avery is the leading cause of death in Canadian men.

Sean Avery doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was aiming at another player twelve miles away.

When Sean Avery was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Sean Avery hit 93 people in just 1 shift. Wait, that is a real fact.

Simon Says should be renamed to Sean Avery Says because if Sean Avery says something then you better do it.

Sean Avery won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal.

When Sean Avery pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Sean Avery's favorite color is Ranger blue. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Sean Avery jumps out.

When Google can't find something, it asks Sean Avery for help.

You can lead a horse to water. Sean Avery can make him drink.

Sean Avery can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Sean Avery.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Sean Avery".

What color is Sean Avery's blood? Trick question. Sean Avery does not bleed.

Guns dont kill people, Sean Avery kills people.

If Sean and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Sean would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

People with amnesia still remember Sean Avery.

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Sean Avery, you're f***ing dead."

Sean Avery has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Sean Avery laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Sean Avery signal.

It took Sean Avery two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

If Sean Avery was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWSAD?"

Sean Avery was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Sean Avery, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.

Sean Avery's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

Sean Avery hates casual conversation. He prefers elbows to the face.

It's not considered nerve gas until it gets on the nerves of Sean Avery.

Sean Avery has never taken a **** that has lasted more than 4 minutes and 37 seconds. Due to the graphic nature of these *****, however, they are taken during commercial breaks.

Sean Avery invented a time machine for a seventh grade science fair. Why else do you think dinosaurs are extinct?

Sean Avery pisses with the lid down and still gets it in.

One time, Sean Avery stubbed his toe, and subsequently destroyed the entire New York Islanders starting lineup.

Sean Avery doesn't need to give anyone presents, the fact that they're alive is gift enough.

Sean Avery is such a badass that as a Boy Scout he earned all his merit badges in one day.

Where the Happy Meal at McDonalds comes with a toy, the Sean Avery Meal comes with a dead Darcy Tucker.

Sean Avery fought Cancer. Now it's safe to smoke.

Anytime, anywhere, anyone elbows someone in the face, they have to pay a royalty to Sean Avery.

If Sean Avery were to run for President, he would be the nomination for both parties and win with 100% of the votes.

Sean Avery is the Best Man. Who said anything about a wedding?

When Sean stares into the sun, the sun flinches.

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Sean Avery's milk. Oh you are so screwed.

If Sean Avery were to interrogate himself, the result would be analogous to multiplying infinity by zero.

Sean Avery drinks Centox gas and spits out terrorists.

Sean Avery's favorite interrogation technique: Bad Cop/Dead Suspect

Sean Avery has counted to infinity. Twice.

Sean Avery once knocked out Darcy Tucker in Toronto by pointing his finger, and whispering "Bang!" While eating a burger. In NYC.

When Sean Avery goes diving, the Sharks insist on a cage for their own protection.

Sean Avery doesnt walk thru the valley of the shadow of death.. he IS the valley of the shadow of death.

How many Sean Avery's does it take to change a light bulb? None. Sean Avery isn't afraid of the dark.

Sean Avery is so ruthless, his 4 inch action figure can extract information more efficently than an h2so4 enema.

Sean Avery's morning cup of coffee has been known to jump start nuclear submarines.

The city of New York once named a street after Sean Avery in gratitude for his play. They had to rename it after people kept getting knocked out when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Sean Avery.

Sean Avery's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd...no one fools Sean Avery.

If everyone on "24" followed Sean Avery's instructions, it would be called "12".

The state of New York plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Sean Avery.

Sean Avery set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's Sean Avery.

Sean doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Avery's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."

On a high school math test, Sean Avery put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Sean Avery solves all his problems with Violence.

Sean Avery wasn't born, he was unleashed.

Sean Avery could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Sean Avery once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Sean Avery doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.

Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Sean Avery. He passed. It was too violent.

"Sean Avery" is Russian for "I'm Screwed"

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[pheips]

Das Lustige an dem Fight:

Avery sagt Tucker zuerst zu dem Fight zu und will sich dann erst drücken

[themanwho]

Julien fired as Devils coach

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. (AP) -Claude Julien was fired as New Jersey Devils coach Monday and replaced by general manager Lou Lamoriello with less than a week to go in the regular season. The firing comes after the Devils won four of their last five games. The team is in first place in the Atlantic Division with three games to go.

Julien guided the Devils to the second-best record in the Eastern Conference, posting a 47-24-8 mark in his only season as coach.

The move marks the second time in as many seasons that Lamoriello has stepped behind the bench. Last season he led the Devils to the Atlantic Division title after Larry Robinson resigned unexpectedly in December. Monday's firing isn't the only time Lamoriello made a late-season coaching move. He fired Robby Ftorek with eight games left in the 1999-2000 season and Robinson led the team to its second Stanley Cup title.

[Fex]

mhm ... bei den Amis is heut aber auch schon der 2. oder?

[themanwho]

Schon ein Zeiterl her, hab ich allerdings erst jetzt gelesen:

The Blackhawks' David Koci, a 6-6, 228 pounder from the Czech Republic, picked up 42 penalty minutes on just 2:31 of playing time in his first NHL game. His time in the penalty box included three fighting majors and a game misconduct.

10 - misconduct

10 - game misconduct

3x5 - fighting

5 - charging

2 - roughing

Schmächtige 2m01cm groß ist der Bursche, wenn ich mich nicht verrechnet habe...

[Bam_Margera]

Schon ein Zeiterl her, hab ich allerdings erst jetzt gelesen:

10 - misconduct

10 - game misconduct

3x5 - fighting

5 - charging

2 - roughing

Schmächtige 2m01cm groß ist der Bursche, wenn ich mich nicht verrechnet habe...

1,95m

trotzdem beachtliche leistung!

edith: wobei das generell ein geiles spiel war. erster fight nach 1:14 , aber nicht koci. der langte das erste mal nach 2:52 zu.

bearbeitet 2. April 2007 von Bam_Margera

[Bam_Margera]

Buffalo gewinnt 4:1 gegen Pittburgh und Thomas Vanek mit einem Tor und einem Assist

Rangers verlieren leider gegen die Islanders, aber nur im SO.

Und die Oilers mal wieder mit einer Niederlage. Macht jetzt 3 Punkte aus den letzten 18 Spielen :aaarrrggghhh: Aber vielleicht kommt man so beim Draft früher dran...

[Becks]

Vanek 40+ goal scoring season, sehr brav!

Die Avs leben noch, Sakic 1 Tor, 3 Assists!

Hoffentlich bekommens in Calgary das große flattern!

[Bam_Margera]

Die Avs leben noch, Sakic 1 Tor, 3 Assists!

Hoffentlich bekommens in Calgary das große flattern!

ja, das wäre sehr wichtig wenn calgary noch aus den play-offs rausfliegt.

[Funkmaster]

Rangers verlieren leider gegen die Islanders, aber nur im SO.

oh das find ich nit sooo übel

habs gewinnen dank 29/29 von halak mit 2-0 gegen die bruins, aber auch leafs siegen.

damit bleibt 2 spiele vor ende bei spannung pur:

6. Tampa 92

7. Rangers 92

8. Canadiens 90

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9. Leafs 89

canes sind aus dem rennen und isles haben eine geringe chance bei 86 punkten und einem spiel weniger.

[Funkmaster]

nach leafs und habs niederlagen bei rangers (nun fix durch) und isles siegen wird das rennen nun noch a ecke enger

6. Rangers 81 / 94p

7. Tampa 80 / 92

8. Canadiens 81 / 90

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9. Leafs 81 / 89

10. Islanders 80 / 88

Restprogramm:

heute: Panthers - Lightning

morgen: Islanders - Flyers

Canadiens - Leafs

Tampa - Trashers

sonntag: Islanders - Devils

edit: richtig, tampa is auch durch - fast übersehen

bearbeitet 6. April 2007 von Funkmaster

[compadre]

nach leafs und habs niederlagen bei rangers (nun fix durch) und isles siegen wird das rennen nun noch a ecke enger

für die devils??? neeeeeee

[pheips]

Wenn Edmonton am Sa in Calgary gewinnt (egal ob in Regulation oder nicht) und Colorado gegen die Preds, dann kommts am So zum großen Showdown im Pepsi Center. Wär schon was nettes so ein Entscheidungsspiel. Ich glaub aber, dass die Flames es gegen Edmonton schon entscheiden werden.

Und bez. EC:

Sieg Montreal gegen Toronto -> Montreal weiter

Sieg Toronto gegen Montreal in Regulation -> Toronto weiter, falls Islanders nicht beide Partien gewinnen

Sieg Toronto gegen Montreal in OT oder SO -> Montreal weiter, falls Islanders nicht beide Partien gewinnen

Zusammenfassend:

Islanders müssen schon beide Partien gewinnen und dann noch auf einen Sieg der Leafs hoffen, sonst sind sie draußen. Toronto braucht einen Sieg in Regulation und muss selbst dann auf einen kleinen Umfaller der Islanders hoffen. Montreal hingegen mit recht guten Karten, sofern sie nicht in Regulation gegen Toronto verlieren.

bearbeitet 6. April 2007 von pheips

[Bam_Margera]

morgen: Canadiens - Leafs

01:00 bei dir, oder? sollte auf nhl3 laufen.

bzw. bist dann an der WC auch noch interessiert? colorado-nashville und battle of alberta spielts dann anschienend auch noch.

Wenn Edmonton am Sa in Calgary gewinnt (egal ob in Regulation oder nicht) und Colorado gegen die Preds, dann kommts am So zum großen Showdown im Pepsi Center. Wär schon was nettes so ein Entscheidungsspiel. Ich glaub aber, dass die Flames es gegen Edmonton schon entscheiden werden.

na ich hoffe, dass die oilers hier den letzten sieg der saison holen können und colorado die flames noch aus den play-offs haut.#

edith: pavel datsyuk hat einen 7-jahresvertrag in detroit unterschrieben. für ca. 6,7 millionen pro jahr...

bearbeitet 7. April 2007 von Bam_Margera