Who ate all the pies

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Sven, Steve McClaren and Sammy Lee form the 'dream team' for England

May 2002 Now that Sven has got rid of muppets like Steve McClaren and Sammy Lee, watch him go! They were obviously holding him back. This photo shows Sven, then manager of England, with glamorous assistants McClaren and Lee during the friendly international between England and Cameroon in Kobe, Japan.

And doesn't Sammy Lee look like an old lesbian too?

Phoenix from the Flames does a rare Alan Hansen defensive error

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nosxmXsUJKA

How to shut up Jimmy Hill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aPziZ_I5-U

Rene Higuita f**ks up his scorpion kick

Remember Rene Higuita, the crazy keeper responsible for the remarkable scorpion kick? Here he is, via Skinner & Baddiel's Fantasy Football, making a total balls-up of his trademark back-flip clearance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FBwK2XUJk

Cheeky scamp decides he is good enough to play for Man Utd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTKRyPoBMtA

Jimmy Bullard's unique solution to the goalmouth scramble

Hab ich glaub ich schon mal reingestellt, aber nachdem eh den richtigen erwischt:

Referee elbows Robbie Savage in the face

Francis Lee vs Norman Hunter

One good reason why Louis Van Gaal should be next England manager: his flying karate kick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb1t7ZehPBo

Southampton manager Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney

Its an incredible rise to stardom. "At 17 you're more likely to get a

call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."

Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the

England squad?

Strachan (Beattie's manager at So'ton at the time): I dont care, I'm Scottish

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are

the right man to turn things around?

Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job

and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because

I'm useless."

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?

Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the

Coventry one, that's for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?

Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We

were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into

Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us

to win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?

Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a

yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my

priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy

to get your first win under your belt, won't you?

Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to

bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,

become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can

take it, yeah.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?

Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here.

I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man,

down.

Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?

Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret. >

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?

Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were

better than you today?

Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there....

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