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Goal:
Arnold Schwarzennegger
Big Man, his hands will easily crush the ball, he also single-handedly killed a predator in the past and is known for his brilliant performance in Batman & Robin
Defense:
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
"a remarkable small man, very thin and pale, with a profusion of fine, fair hair of which he was rather vain"
perfect left wing
Jörg Haider
He was said to be the new Hitler, but in the end it turned out that he was just an average joe with a super-serious face who died in a super-serious car accident whilst being drunk. perfect centre-back
Joseph Haydn
His white hair and the playbook in his hands are going to make the difference.
Franz Schubert
On the picture you see him thinking "lolwut"? Perfect right wing.
Midfield
Josef Fritzl
Wikipedia calls him a notorious raper. The austrians think he is the last best hope to finally 'rape' all the other teams and he also is the crowds-favourite. Go Fritzl!
Sigmund Freud
As the founder of the psychoanalytic method of psychiatry he knows exactly what the other team plans to do next. Best tactician in the world and he also holds a cigarre in his right hand!
Andreas Nikolaus "Niki" Lauda
As a former Formula One racing driver and world champion he knows exactly what it means to have to live up to the expectations of a whole nation. He will be the emotional leader of the squad and whilst his face is scarred, his heart still beats fast.
Prince Eugene of Savoy
He once lead europe into the fight against the turks. He proved to be the perfect captain, he has iron will, leadership qualities and was on top form when it mattered most!
Forwards:
Rachel Weisz
Yup, she's half-austrian and beautiful. No further explanation needs to be given. Perfect forwarder.
Miriam Weichselbraun
She and Rachel make up the perfect duo. The other team will simply be to busy thinking about having sexy times to actually be able to defend.
Substitutes:
Falco (Too busy sniffing heroin, lacking moral)
Christoph Waltz (got outsmarted in inglorious basterds, actually a weak player)
Frank Stronach (He got the money, but not the skills. His motto: I'm rich bitch.)
Dieter Mateschitz (Owner of Red-Bull, but known to be oversensitive, needs to change his attitude towards the game)
Ernst Mach (Mach number is the speed of an object moving through air, or any fluid substance, divided by the speed of sound as it is in that substance.)
Arnold Schwarzennegger
Big Man, his hands will easily crush the ball, he also single-handedly killed a predator in the past and is known for his brilliant performance in Batman & Robin
Defense:
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
"a remarkable small man, very thin and pale, with a profusion of fine, fair hair of which he was rather vain"
perfect left wing
Jörg Haider
He was said to be the new Hitler, but in the end it turned out that he was just an average joe with a super-serious face who died in a super-serious car accident whilst being drunk. perfect centre-back
Joseph Haydn
His white hair and the playbook in his hands are going to make the difference.
Franz Schubert
On the picture you see him thinking "lolwut"? Perfect right wing.
Midfield
Josef Fritzl
Wikipedia calls him a notorious raper. The austrians think he is the last best hope to finally 'rape' all the other teams and he also is the crowds-favourite. Go Fritzl!
Sigmund Freud
As the founder of the psychoanalytic method of psychiatry he knows exactly what the other team plans to do next. Best tactician in the world and he also holds a cigarre in his right hand!
Andreas Nikolaus "Niki" Lauda
As a former Formula One racing driver and world champion he knows exactly what it means to have to live up to the expectations of a whole nation. He will be the emotional leader of the squad and whilst his face is scarred, his heart still beats fast.
Prince Eugene of Savoy
He once lead europe into the fight against the turks. He proved to be the perfect captain, he has iron will, leadership qualities and was on top form when it mattered most!
Forwards:
Rachel Weisz
Yup, she's half-austrian and beautiful. No further explanation needs to be given. Perfect forwarder.
Miriam Weichselbraun
She and Rachel make up the perfect duo. The other team will simply be to busy thinking about having sexy times to actually be able to defend.
Substitutes:
Falco (Too busy sniffing heroin, lacking moral)
Christoph Waltz (got outsmarted in inglorious basterds, actually a weak player)
Frank Stronach (He got the money, but not the skills. His motto: I'm rich bitch.)
Dieter Mateschitz (Owner of Red-Bull, but known to be oversensitive, needs to change his attitude towards the game)
Ernst Mach (Mach number is the speed of an object moving through air, or any fluid substance, divided by the speed of sound as it is in that substance.)
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